Day 13: Wrath of Cat. Part Two.

Dear Cat:

I am so glad to know that poinsettias are not only safe to eat, but incredibly tasty.  It is wonderful news, indeed.  But don’t you think you should leave some leaves for the plant to continue its existence?  Because if you continue to consume it at the rate you have been, there will be no more plant left to eat very soon.   It looks like the poor thing is dying as it is.

Thanks so much.

Your faithful servant,

Annie Nonymous

P.S.  Next time you feel the need to express your anal glands, could you pick a place other than my desk?